{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s jaw can\u2019t move sideways, so a cat can\u2019t chew large chunks of food.","length":74}
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{"slip": { "id": 126, "advice": "Taking photos with tablet devices looks weird."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats cannot detect sweetness which likely explains why they are not drawn to it at all.","length":102}
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