{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}
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{"fact":"You check your cats pulse on the inside of the back thigh, where the leg joins to the body. Normal for cats: 110-170 beats per minute.","length":134}
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