{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Where do programmers like to hangout?","punchline":"The Foo Bar.","id":17}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?","punchline":"Don't look I'm changing!","id":185}
{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?","punchline":"So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.","id":359}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?","punchline":"Because he was a little horse","id":43}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?","punchline":"He had loco motives","id":91}
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{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}