{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
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{"fact":"A female cat will be pregnant for approximately 9 weeks or between 62 and 65 days from conception to delivery.","length":110}
{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
{"fact":"Florence Nightingale owned more than 60 cats in her lifetime.","length":61}
{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
{"fact":"In 1888, more than 300,000 mummified cats were found an Egyptian cemetery. They were stripped of their wrappings and carted off to be used by farmers in England and the U.S. for fertilizer.","length":189}
{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is in extreme pain.","length":56}
{"fact":"A cat has approximately 60 to 80 million olfactory cells (a human has between 5 and 20 million).","length":96}
{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}
{"fact":" A cat only has the ability to move their jaw up and down, not side to side like a human can.","length":93}
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{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
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